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We want you to assume the identity
of a real criminal.

2
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But I am not going to go
on a dangerous mission

3
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with somebody by the name
of Petie the Weasel.

4
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Yeah, Buenos Aires.
Forget it, bub.

5
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This is a private road,
señorita.

6
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JAIME: Not exactly the Beverly Hills Hotel,
is it?

7
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Don't let appearances fool you.

8
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Well, it's very comforting
to know that we're so safe.

9
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A dancer?

10
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If she doesn't dance,
you are a dead man.

11
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Don't let her get away.

12
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(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

13
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(DOG BARKING)

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OSCAR: Down, Max. - Come on. Get down.
JAIME: He likes you.

15
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Yes, yes.
Oh, I love you too, pal.

16
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But get down now.
You stay. Come on, stay.

17
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He likes you.
Well, I like him too, Jaime,

18
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but I just don't want his tongue all over my face.
That's all.

19
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This mission isn't starting off very well.

20
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Go on, get on the couch. Go on.

21
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I don't know how to tell you this, Jaime,
so I'm not going to try.

22
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This is your next assignment.

23
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What am I doing on a wanted poster?

24
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We want you to assume the identity
of a real criminal.

25
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Now, the real Blondie Malone is safely tucked away
in a maximum security prison.

26
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That's as respectable
a reputation as you can get,

27
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considering where you're going.

28
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And where might that be?

29
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The town of Hidalgo, in the country
of San Rafael.

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A notorious refuge for criminals, extortionists,
murderers, gangsters.

31
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In fact, the place is full of nothing else.

32
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So, in order to make the guest list of Hidalgo,

33
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you have to make the Ten Most Wanted List
here first?

34
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Guess so.

35
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I think I'm going to need a little more
information before I commit to this one.

36
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This, which is practically nothing,

37
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is all we have on a master criminal
called Frank Boylin.

38
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Two weeks ago, he pulled off one of the biggest
robberies in criminal history.

39
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Somehow, he got into the US. Mint and stole the
engraving plates of our $100 bill.

40
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Now what we have to do
is get those plates back

41
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before he peddles them
to an unfriendly power

42
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who'll probably use them
to attack our currency.

43
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And you think he's gone to Hidalgo

44
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and you want me to follow him in there.

45
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Right.
Wrong.

46
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Listen, you've got plenty of men who can
handle this job. Why are you sending me?

47
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I sent two of my agents
into Hidalgo.

48
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I haven't heard from them since.

49
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Oh, swell.

50
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And besides, one of the few things we know
about Frank Boylin

51
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is that he has a great
fondness for beautiful ladies.

52
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And since you're the most
beautiful lady in the O.S.I....

53
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You think all this flattery is going to get me
to go, don't you?

54
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Yes, how'd you know?
Yeah, I probably will.

55
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Okay. How am I going to recognize
this gentleman?

56
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You won't have to.

57
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Send in the Weasel.

58
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The what?
We call him the Weasel.

59
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His real name is Petie Regan.

60
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Petie.

61
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Hello, Petie.
Hi, Mr. Goldman.

62
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Hey, big fella.

63
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(DOG GROWLS)

64
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Petie, I'd like you to meet Jaime SOMMERS.

65
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How do you do?

66
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Petie is the only one we know who recognizes
Frank Boylin on sight.

67
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That's right.

68
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Frankie and me did the first security armored car
job in Philly. It was 1973.

69
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Then the fink splits with my cut.

70
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Petie is helping us out of self-interest.

71
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I've arranged for parole
for him at State Prison.

72
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If you don't bring Frank back, back to
prison you go.

73
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Well, you don't want to do that, Mr. Goldman. I
wouldn't last a week. They'll kill me.

74
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Does that have anything to do
with your nickname... Weasel?

75
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Well, yeah...
I get along with everybody.

76
00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:06,205
When the guys see me talking to the warden
or some of the guards,

77
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you know... I don't know... They figured I was
stooling on them.

78
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You know, stir does a paranoid trip
to their minds.

79
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(STAMMERING)
Uh, no offense, Mr. Weasel,

80
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but I am not going to go
on a dangerous mission

81
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with somebody by the name
of Petie the Weasel.

82
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Please get me someone else.

83
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Lady, please.
Jaime, give me the break.

84
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You'll never regret it.

85
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Okay.

86
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PETIE: How much money did Goldman give you
for the flash roll?

87
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JAIME: $7500.

88
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Great. I got an idea.
Hidalgo's a high rent area.

89
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Hey listen, you better
let me carry it.

90
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Not a chance,
Mr. Weasel.

91
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I wish you wouldn't say my name like that.

92
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And that was in '68.

93
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But I've got to admit the smoothest job
I ever pulled

94
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was the one with Boylin.
What a team we were.

95
00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:03,773
How long has it been
since you've seen Boylin?

96
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About four years. Hey, don't worry.
I never forget a face.

97
00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:08,529
I hope not.

98
00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,536
This had better be the last plane, Petie,

99
00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:13,115
because, I'm not going to fly in anything smaller
than this, okay?

100
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Well, it is the last one. Look, stop complaining,
will you?

101
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Once we get to San Rafael
I'll get us a limousine.

102
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So this is the limousine, huh?

103
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Well yeah. Compared to
a couple mules.

104
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Aren't you ever happy, SOMMERS?

105
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Petie, I still don't know why I have to wear
this ridiculous outfit.

106
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Because your first cover's
a down-at-the-heels dancer

107
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I picked up in some flea-bitten lounge
on the coast

108
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where you were lucky
to find work.

109
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Honey, you're coming
with me for a better life.

110
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To Hidalgo?

111
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You should've seen the place I found you.

112
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Now listen, Jaime,
we're playing my game,

113
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so please be smart enough
to play it my way.

114
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I suppose you want me
to smile at you a lot, too?

115
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Very lovingly.
Now, get your act together.

116
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Hey, look.
I can handle my act, okay?

117
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You handle your act... What are you
so headstrong for?

118
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You can...
Listen will you please...

119
00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:02,881
Watch where you're going.

120
00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:09,953
You see what you've done with your
constant bellyaching?

121
00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,657
Crab, crab, crab.

122
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Well, it's no good.

123
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Just pull out and attach it
to something on the bank.

124
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Well, why don't you do it?
I can drive.

125
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I'm the one that's in danger.

126
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Honey, there's a lot of flash floods in
these tropical zones.

127
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Please, please, just come on,
hurry up, will you?

128
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You just... it's very simple. You just pull it out
as I unreel it.

129
00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:06,678
Yuck. I don't believe this.

130
00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:26,700
Petie, there's nothing
to tie it to here.

131
00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:28,741
Tie it to a tree stump.

132
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Alright?

133
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Okay?

134
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Here goes.

135
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Hold on.

136
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(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

137
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JAIME: You want out,
fella, you got it.

138
00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,128
Boy, that's really a high-speed winch.

139
00:08:57,771 --> 00:09:00,638
Yeah, it's strange for an old jeep, isn't it?

140
00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,710
Come on, get in. Get in.

141
00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:09,110
You've caused me enough trouble already.

142
00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,926
Petie, how long before
we get to Hidalgo?

143
00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:30,492
Never, if you keep making problems.

144
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:43,681
Alto, señor... Por favor.

145
00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,081
Maybe you'd better stop, huh?

146
00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:49,087
I'll handle it. I'm not giving
this creep any ride.

147
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,916
I don't think he's going to like that.

148
00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:52,252
Senor. Hey stop...

149
00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,225
Yeah, well what's he gonna do about it.

150
00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,296
(GUNSHOTS)

151
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,103
(GUNSHOT)

152
00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,174
(GUNSHOT)

153
00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:26,317
And now that I have your attention, señor...

154
00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:28,292
Are you headed for Hidalgo?

155
00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:30,157
Si.
No.

156
00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:32,425
It is a little of both, señor.

157
00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:35,127
This is a private road,
señorita.

158
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:40,762
It only goes to Hidalgo, and strangers are not
welcome there.

159
00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,331
Listen, fella.
You're in big trouble.

160
00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:47,209
We don't think your boss would appreciate his
guests being treated in this way.

161
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:51,340
Get in the back.
I will drive.

162
00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:53,681
Not my jeep you don't.

163
00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:58,290
This revolutionary groupie wouldn't
talk that way if he didn't have his hardware.

164
00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:01,156
If that's the way you want it, amigo.

165
00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:08,828
I think you'd better
humor this person.

166
00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:16,841
Lucky for him you talked me
out of taking him apart.

167
00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:22,208
Aren't you forgetting
something, my friend?

168
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:25,547
This jeep ain't going to go
too far on four flat tires.

169
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,188
It's no problem.

170
00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:31,587
Well, he said it was no problem.

171
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:33,023
And you'd better turn.

172
00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:34,559
Don't tell me how to steer, SOMMERS.

173
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,322
Come on.
And there is a problem.

174
00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,921
We don't have four spares
for our getaway car.

175
00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:40,476
At least the hotel doesn't look too bad.

176
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:43,367
Are you kidding?
It could be worse.

177
00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:46,633
PETIE: Don't stop.
- Stop you dumb ox!

178
00:11:57,784 --> 00:12:01,550
There's the hotel.
And that will be $20.

179
00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:04,089
For what?
Towing you into town.

180
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,352
You think I work for nothing, señor?

181
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,690
But you shot out my tires.

182
00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:11,423
Pay him.
I will not.

183
00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:13,727
Aye Chihuahua!

184
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,427
Pay him. Pay him.

185
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:23,405
Gracias, señor.
You're too kind.

186
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,405
Modesto...

187
00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:29,705
You forgot your ox.

188
00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:32,912
Probably stole them anyway.

189
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,715
(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

190
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,457
I'd just about had it with him.

191
00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:45,394
Anymore static and I'd have
taken his head off.

192
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,399
Go on home, Bossy.

193
00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:49,912
You better let me carry the big money.

194
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,313
Hey, hey come on.
It's fine right where it is.

195
00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:53,582
I just wanna see it. Get out of there. It's fine
right where it is.

196
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,574
I'd just like to see it.
No.

197
00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:58,270
Boy, you really are a case.

198
00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:02,644
Listen, just play that Spanish dancer
bit to the hilt,

199
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,945
until I give them the Blondie Malone twist.

200
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:08,146
Then you flash the mug shot for proof.
You got it?

201
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,711
Yeah.

202
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,718
Come on.

203
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,954
Oh, I'm so crazy about you, you know.

204
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,893
You're just so mucho macho.

205
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,503
Not exactly the Beverly
Hills Hotel, is it?

206
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,109
JAIME:
You see Boylin anywhere?

207
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,718
No. He's probably in his room.

208
00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:19,357
Buenas tardes, señor.

209
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:25,898
Uh, I'd like a room for myself
and my lady friend.

210
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:29,597
Well, I think that can be arranged.

211
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,734
Will you be staying long?

212
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:36,468
Oh, a few weeks.
We're on vacation.

213
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,272
Well, aren't we all, señorita?

214
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:43,509
Well, I have a nice room available
on the second floor.

215
00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:46,117
That's cash in advance.

216
00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:49,086
I don't take credit cards, naturally.

217
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,490
Naturally.
How much is it, please?

218
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,025
That will be $1000 a week.

219
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,321
American Plan.

220
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,023
A $1000 a week?

221
00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,759
Yes. Well, my customers
like this location.

222
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,802
You see, we're located
where there is no extradition.

223
00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:08,003
That will be in cash,
or stocks, bonds,

224
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:11,941
negotiable securities,
jewelry, works of art.

225
00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:17,005
My discount is a very fair
50% of face value.

226
00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:26,620
See if Boylin signed the registry.

227
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,428
There's your key.

228
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,759
You don't want us to sign the register now?

229
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:39,464
I gave it up as an exercise
in futility sometime ago.

230
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,802
Nobody ever signs their real name.

231
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:46,210
Of course, you might like
to give me yours?

232
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:51,008
Friend, have you ever
heard of Blondie Malone?

233
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:56,418
I know Blondie. She was here just
a few years ago.

234
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:02,587
Why do you ask?
Just wondering.

235
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,824
What's she doing now?

236
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,368
Who knows. Who knows.

237
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:14,839
I was thinking if she was going to be here, that I
could meet her and say, "Hi."

238
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:20,140
But you know, we can... We can make friends with
the other people here, no?

239
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,647
Why do you want to do that?

240
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,951
Well, if we're going to be spending
a lot of time together,

241
00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:28,145
it'd be nice to be good neighbors.

242
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:34,523
My guests consider "good morning"
along conversation.

243
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:40,624
They like their privacy and I would suggest
you respect theirs.

244
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,165
Sure. Okay.

245
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,642
Would you like me to put this
in the hotel safe?

246
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:55,704
Oh, we take care of all valuables.

247
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:58,682
Oh now, don't let appearances fool you.

248
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:02,753
Nobody has ever stolen
anything from that safe.

249
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:06,449
They have tried,
but I take a very dim view

250
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:11,793
of anybody who would try to steal anything
from my customers.

251
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:16,998
Well, it's very comforting
to know that we're so safe.

252
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,469
Come, my little whistle.

253
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,275
Will you stop that?

254
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:43,018
I have an infallible instinct for spotting
police persons.

255
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:46,360
The hair stands up on the back of my neck.

256
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:55,066
It's rising now and if it rises
any higher,

257
00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:57,041
kill them both.

258
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,010
Nice, huh?
Look at this.

259
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,749
Looks like I'm married to all this material
till we leave here, huh?

260
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:15,749
I don't know.
These people scare me.

261
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,659
They'd as soon kill us
as look at us.

262
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,027
Probably sooner.

263
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,563
I don't know. Come on,
I'm being negative now.

264
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,434
We'll probably find this
Boylin guy right away

265
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,801
and we can get those plates
and get out of here, huh?

266
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:29,671
Well, he'll probably come down at dinner
and I'll spot him there.

267
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:36,714
Mean time, why don't you clean up while I go get
the luggage out of the jeep.

268
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:40,548
All right?
Plan A down the tubes.

269
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,054
SOMMERS, about the flash roll.

270
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:47,726
You're sure that there's
nothing funny about it?

271
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,727
Funny?
You know, queer?

272
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:53,591
It wouldn't be the first time the
government's sent somebody in with counterfeit

273
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,657
and them not knowing it.
You know what I mean?

274
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:56,895
Petie, you know what?

275
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,181
There ain't no way you're getting your hands
on that money

276
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:03,301
to see it, or feel it, smell it, touch it.
No way. Nada. Okay?

277
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:05,002
You go down to the jeep,
get the things,

278
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,239
and I will clean up.
As you so graciously offered.

279
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,646
I was just testing to see if I could trust you.
You scored zip.

280
00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:12,013
Zip.

281
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,847
Zip.

282
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,553
Oh, my.

283
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,333
My jeep is gone.

284
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:43,973
My jeep is gone.

285
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,711
Really?

286
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:50,617
Well, now, it must've
been stolen.

287
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,250
There's a high rate of crime around here.

288
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:55,885
Tell me, was it insured?

289
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,172
What do you mean,
was it insured?

290
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,994
It was parked right here
a couple of minutes ago.

291
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:04,234
Okay, hold still you jeep.

292
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,635
What's he doing?
That's my jeep.

293
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,039
"T."

294
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:16,442
Now, I'd make very, very sure before I accused
the One-Eyed-One of stealing.

295
00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:20,679
He has a knife and a temper as fast
as a snake's tongue

296
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:23,187
and twice as deadly.

297
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:31,561
Now tell me, all jeeps look alike. Are you sure
that jeep is yours?

298
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,934
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, you're right.

299
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:39,971
I don't think it looks
anything at all like my jeep.

300
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,835
Mine didn't have any writing on it.

301
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,375
Oh, I'm glad.
Poor fellow.

302
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,502
He hasn't been able to pay his rent in months.

303
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,013
He has to take any job he can get.

304
00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:56,550
"Taxi." Now "I" or "E"?

305
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:58,847
Looks like he just went
into the taxi business.

306
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,516
Seems so.

307
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,721
Don't move. "I."

308
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:06,128
Aye Chihuahua!

309
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:09,031
No, just a minute. You stupid jeep,
I'll kill you!

310
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:13,765
Whoa...
Hey, One-Eyed, hold it.

311
00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:16,239
Put those away like a good... No, no, no.

312
00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:18,105
Put those away like a good...

313
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:20,509
Don't point that at me.
One-Eyed...

314
00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:23,571
One-Eyed, put that away.
In there. There.

315
00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:24,911
There we are. Now...

316
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,475
Now, the printing is fine!

317
00:21:28,354 --> 00:21:32,120
Besides, nobody in this town
can read English.

318
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:33,283
ONE-EYED-ONE:
Are you sure?

319
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:36,192
Yes, now you put your
taxi back together again.

320
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:40,221
By the way, congratulations.
We're partners. Fifty-fifty.

321
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,631
(EXCLAIMS)
Sorry, SOMMERS.

322
00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:09,551
That little weasel is running out on me.
I don't believe this.

323
00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:11,061
Time is of the essence.

324
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,791
(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

325
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:23,372
(BEEPING)
No, not now, Oscar. Come on.

326
00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:24,909
Yeah, hi.

327
00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,842
Jaime, there's been a new development.

328
00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:28,356
Oscar, I'll have to call you back on it, okay?

329
00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:31,508
No, no, no. It can't wait.
Our man on the coast tells us

330
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:37,113
that two enemy agents have landed in San Rafael
and are heading toward Hidalgo.

331
00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:40,192
Now that means that we have
certain information

332
00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:42,921
that these two agents
intend to contact Boylin

333
00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:44,439
and buy the currency plates from him.

334
00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:46,795
Here in Hidalgo?
That's right.

335
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:50,302
Down, Max. At least we know
that Boylin is there.

336
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,166
Now, how are things going
with you and Petie?

337
00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:55,417
Petie is going as fast as he can and I'll let you
know where as soon as I find out.

338
00:22:55,441 --> 00:22:57,341
Good. Good luck. Yeah.

339
00:23:02,481 --> 00:23:05,416
No. I love you too, Max, but listen, I've got
work to do.

340
00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:07,884
I can't pet you all daylong, huh?

341
00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:09,477
(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

342
00:23:58,470 --> 00:24:02,304
Well, well, well. Where might you be going,
Petie?

343
00:24:02,374 --> 00:24:04,035
And don't tell me I'm being paranoid.

344
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:07,601
Alright, SOMMERS.
This operation is a bust.

345
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,739
Even a smooth operator
like me can't make out

346
00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:12,613
against some maniac with a steak knife.

347
00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:16,448
They're not my favorite people either, Petie,
but we've got to try.

348
00:24:16,522 --> 00:24:19,855
Now, Oscar says there's some foreign agents coming
here to make a deal with Boylin.

349
00:24:19,925 --> 00:24:23,793
All you have to do is point him out and we can
grab those plates and be gone.

350
00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:32,737
I never seen Boylin in my life.

351
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:33,897
What?

352
00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:37,804
Look, I'm sorry. You would've found out
sooner or later.

353
00:24:41,046 --> 00:24:43,674
Well, I heard of him, but so has everybody
else in the joint.

354
00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:46,741
He's some sort of a cult hero in same circles.

355
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:50,118
When the grapevine says
the OS! is interested in him

356
00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:53,317
then I... I used this
scam to get parole.

357
00:24:55,627 --> 00:24:59,620
You mean, you have made up all of this stuff
about working with him?

358
00:24:59,698 --> 00:25:01,666
They were going to kill me.

359
00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:05,261
Oh, so you were just waiting for the minute
when you could grab my money and split, huh?

360
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:09,501
No, no, no. I was planning
on staying here.

361
00:25:09,575 --> 00:25:10,735
Well that's even better.

362
00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:14,768
You were going to get in tight with them
by telling them who I was.

363
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:17,748
No. I wouldn't have if you'd shown me
a little affection.

364
00:25:17,816 --> 00:25:20,182
Oh, come on.
Please, please.

365
00:25:28,494 --> 00:25:31,554
If you run out on me, Oscar will not rest
until he catches you,

366
00:25:31,630 --> 00:25:33,359
however, if you stay and help me,

367
00:25:33,432 --> 00:25:36,424
he will stand behind his deal
for your parole.

368
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,470
Now what do you say?

369
00:25:41,407 --> 00:25:43,341
Gee, I don't know.
You know.

370
00:25:43,409 --> 00:25:44,433
I want your word, Petie.

371
00:25:44,510 --> 00:25:46,444
My word?
That ain't worth nothing.

372
00:25:47,646 --> 00:25:49,391
Why do you think they
call me the Weasel for?

373
00:25:49,415 --> 00:25:51,474
I don't care.
I want it anyway.

374
00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:56,082
This much I'll do.

375
00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:59,283
Stay until we somehow
spot Boylin, okay?

376
00:26:00,826 --> 00:26:01,918
Okay.

377
00:26:03,962 --> 00:26:06,487
Or until we can... Until I can steal back
my jeep.

378
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,624
Which ever comes first.
All right?

379
00:26:09,768 --> 00:26:11,133
Fine.

380
00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:13,537
Fine.

381
00:26:16,842 --> 00:26:18,833
You're crazy. You know that?

382
00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:20,572
That's my problem.

383
00:26:23,315 --> 00:26:25,749
My word.
Boy, you really are crazy.

384
00:26:29,855 --> 00:26:36,522
Are your neck hairs high enough yet for me to
start forming a firing squad?

385
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:39,189
Just about.

386
00:26:39,865 --> 00:26:42,959
Order them shot if they try and leave again.

387
00:27:13,398 --> 00:27:14,626
Margarita.

388
00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:16,361
Dos.

389
00:27:16,435 --> 00:27:19,666
That's one for him and two for you.

390
00:27:24,409 --> 00:27:25,887
Do you think that man could be Boylin?

391
00:27:25,911 --> 00:27:28,141
(SCOFFING)
He could be anybody.

392
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:32,038
There's got to be some way
we can tell which one he is.

393
00:27:32,117 --> 00:27:34,312
Hi.

394
00:27:34,386 --> 00:27:36,354
Welcome to the jail.

395
00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:37,752
The jail?

396
00:27:38,423 --> 00:27:42,052
Yeah. That's what this place is.

397
00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:45,787
We're worse prisoners here
than we'd be back home.

398
00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:51,131
We're all serving indefinite sentences,
with no time off for good behavior.

399
00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:54,835
Do you mean you cannot
leave this place if you want?

400
00:27:56,575 --> 00:28:01,478
Yeah. We could all leave. We don't have any
place to go anymore.

401
00:28:03,882 --> 00:28:07,318
Maybe you'll be lucky and won't pass
the reception committee.

402
00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:09,779
Reception committee?

403
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,616
Que?

404
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:18,822
There's one for him and two for you.

405
00:28:18,931 --> 00:28:20,660
Two for me.

406
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,661
Gracias,

407
00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:34,174
Ah, you were saying?

408
00:28:34,246 --> 00:28:37,147
About what?
The reception committee.

409
00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:38,740
Um, yeah.

410
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:43,415
Gustave's paranoid about police spies.

411
00:28:44,189 --> 00:28:47,158
They send them in here
sometimes to check up on us.

412
00:28:48,026 --> 00:28:50,187
Gustave always trips them up.

413
00:28:52,831 --> 00:28:55,664
He'll probably question
you both after dinner.

414
00:28:56,602 --> 00:28:58,934
Well, we got nothing to hide.

415
00:29:00,606 --> 00:29:04,736
If you’ve got nothing to hide, what are you
doing in Hidalgo?

416
00:29:06,144 --> 00:29:08,874
Baby, shall we go up
and freshen up before dinner?

417
00:29:08,947 --> 00:29:11,177
I think you are fresh enough.

418
00:29:24,196 --> 00:29:27,188
No doubt about it.
Is it him?

419
00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:30,099
I wish I knew what they were saying.

420
00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:37,639
(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

421
00:29:38,076 --> 00:29:41,273
GUSTAVE: No. He's got all the habits
of a man who's served time.

422
00:29:41,346 --> 00:29:44,338
She's the one that doesn't ring quite true.

423
00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:47,283
There's nothing of the criminal about her.

424
00:29:47,352 --> 00:29:49,252
She's a police spy.

425
00:29:49,721 --> 00:29:51,814
I'm sure of that.

426
00:29:58,030 --> 00:29:59,964
They're on to us, Petie.
How do you know?

427
00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:02,125
I heard Gustave talking.

428
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,929
How could you hear them
when I couldn't?

429
00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:06,664
It doesn't matter.
He thinks I'm a police spy.

430
00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:09,997
What'd he say about me?
He thinks you're all right.

431
00:30:10,075 --> 00:30:13,408
Gee, he ain't such a bad judge
of character after all.

432
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,605
Petie come on.
We've got a problem here.

433
00:30:15,681 --> 00:30:18,013
What do you mean, "we"?
You've got the problem.

434
00:30:18,116 --> 00:30:19,708
You gave me your word.

435
00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:21,996
Are you going to start with that again?
Well, just forget it.

436
00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:25,421
Petie, they're... They're not going to forgive you
for bringing me here, you know?

437
00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:26,730
You're in this as deep as I am.

438
00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:29,003
Well, I'm not going to wait
around for forgiveness. I'm out.

439
00:30:29,027 --> 00:30:32,019
Oh, come on.
Forget it, SOMMERS.

440
00:30:36,935 --> 00:30:38,027
Hi.

441
00:30:49,448 --> 00:30:51,313
We're surrounded by guards.

442
00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:56,720
I guess I bought the farm, too.

443
00:30:56,788 --> 00:30:58,187
Alright, look, uh...

444
00:30:58,256 --> 00:31:00,001
We're not going to sit around and wait for this.

445
00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:02,537
You go down and talk to Gustave and I'm going
to search the other rooms.

446
00:31:02,561 --> 00:31:04,051
Okay? Come on.

447
00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:39,356
You gentlemen have no other luggage?

448
00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:43,030
It was a sudden trip.

449
00:31:43,969 --> 00:31:48,338
Well, that's quite all right. Quite a few of my
guests arrive on short notice.

450
00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:53,802
How long will you be staying?

451
00:31:53,879 --> 00:31:55,039
Just for the night.

452
00:31:57,816 --> 00:32:00,046
Well, that's very unusual.

453
00:32:00,118 --> 00:32:01,346
It is?

454
00:32:03,555 --> 00:32:05,819
Ah... Good...

455
00:32:05,891 --> 00:32:10,385
Ah, we have a very nice room for you.

456
00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:13,124
Lovely view of the town square.

457
00:32:13,198 --> 00:32:16,463
Here's the key.
One-Eye!

458
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,534
Show these gentlemen to their room, please.

459
00:32:44,196 --> 00:32:45,857
This is your room.

460
00:32:47,732 --> 00:32:49,700
Bring us two margaritas.

461
00:32:56,341 --> 00:32:57,672
(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

462
00:32:57,943 --> 00:32:59,740
MAN 1: I hope Boylin contacts us quickly.

463
00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:01,005
MAN 2:
Don't worry, my friend.

464
00:33:01,079 --> 00:33:04,571
Five million dollars is a great deal of money
for a freelance thief.

465
00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,315
Buenos Dias.

466
00:33:41,386 --> 00:33:42,751
What're you doing in my room?

467
00:33:42,821 --> 00:33:44,083
Well...

468
00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:46,419
Trying to steal the few things
I've got left, huh?

469
00:33:46,491 --> 00:33:49,016
You know what Gustave'll
do to you for this?

470
00:33:49,094 --> 00:33:52,530
It's not what you think.
Please, do not turn me in.

471
00:33:52,597 --> 00:33:54,258
Why should I give you a break?

472
00:33:54,332 --> 00:33:57,096
Because I think I can help you, huh?

473
00:33:57,168 --> 00:33:59,602
Tomorrow morning I'm going
back to the coast.

474
00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:03,198
If you really want to leave this place,
you can come with me.

475
00:34:04,509 --> 00:34:06,067
You mean it?
Sure.

476
00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:11,272
I can't.

477
00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:13,610
Por qué no?

478
00:34:13,685 --> 00:34:16,153
You don't know what I've done.

479
00:34:16,221 --> 00:34:20,624
I blew my life.
Fell for the wrong guy.

480
00:34:20,692 --> 00:34:22,091
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

481
00:34:22,861 --> 00:34:24,158
Somebody's coming.

482
00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:29,428
Oh, no. Just be very quiet
and nothing will happen.

483
00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:31,162
They're going to think
I covered for you.

484
00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:33,136
How will they know?

485
00:34:33,939 --> 00:34:37,773
She's in here. Help me.
She's in here. Help me.

486
00:34:41,146 --> 00:34:43,046
She was trying to rob me.

487
00:34:45,150 --> 00:34:48,176
Robbing?
That is a man's work.

488
00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:50,813
I'm taking you to Señor Gustave.

489
00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:06,068
Amiguito.

490
00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:10,104
Come here.

491
00:35:10,175 --> 00:35:11,699
Now, stay here.

492
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:17,138
The girl caught me going through her room.
She blew the whistle.

493
00:35:18,183 --> 00:35:19,393
Petie, we've got to get me out of this.

494
00:35:19,417 --> 00:35:20,941
Now, I heard those two agents talking.

495
00:35:21,019 --> 00:35:23,715
They're here to buy the currency plates
from Boylin.

496
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:25,756
That's disgusting.

497
00:35:25,824 --> 00:35:28,520
How could he sell out
his country for money?

498
00:35:28,593 --> 00:35:31,824
They're starting their offer
at $5,000,000.

499
00:35:31,896 --> 00:35:33,420
Really?

500
00:35:38,236 --> 00:35:42,434
Oh, I hear you were stealing from my guests.

501
00:35:42,507 --> 00:35:44,702
What were you looking for?

502
00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:45,970
Anything she could find.

503
00:35:46,044 --> 00:35:49,810
Look, you have got to stop this kleptomania
or you will get in trouble.

504
00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:52,577
I try, but the bad habits
are hard to break, you know?

505
00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:57,350
Stop lying. I don't believe
that you're a kleptomaniac,

506
00:35:57,522 --> 00:36:01,754
but I do believe that you're a police spy.

507
00:36:02,794 --> 00:36:04,386
Her?

508
00:36:07,198 --> 00:36:09,291
She's just a dancer.

509
00:36:09,367 --> 00:36:11,426
A dancer?

510
00:36:11,936 --> 00:36:15,929
Well, my guests get little enough
entertainment as it is,

511
00:36:16,074 --> 00:36:17,837
so you must dance for us.

512
00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:24,614
And I'll feed your fingers to the iguanas
before I kill you both,

513
00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:28,050
if she doesn't dance very,
very well.

514
00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:30,383
Don't worry, she's wonderful.

515
00:36:30,455 --> 00:36:33,618
For a girl that's called
"the Clod of the Flamenco."

516
00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:36,559
Two left feet you know. With the castanets,
all thumbs.

517
00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:39,495
(STAMMERING)
She does a novelty act, and it's hilarious.

518
00:36:39,564 --> 00:36:43,591
Really. She falls over furniture, whatnot.

519
00:36:43,668 --> 00:36:47,001
Well, if she makes me laugh,

520
00:36:47,072 --> 00:36:48,937
you're in big trouble.

521
00:36:52,243 --> 00:36:55,303
One-Eye, will you go up and get the other guests,
please?

522
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,478
Might as well confess.

523
00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:04,715
What?

524
00:37:06,257 --> 00:37:08,088
I'm sorry, Jaime.

525
00:37:09,961 --> 00:37:13,055
Listen, I've got some information I think you
might find interesting.

526
00:37:13,131 --> 00:37:14,564
Excuse us.

527
00:37:14,632 --> 00:37:16,224
(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

528
00:37:16,434 --> 00:37:20,734
If you tell me she doesn't dance,
you are a dead man.

529
00:37:20,805 --> 00:37:24,104
I admit, I might've been
taken in by her, too.

530
00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:27,973
Personally, I've never
seen her perform.

531
00:37:28,046 --> 00:37:31,345
If she stinks, she deserves
everything she gets.

532
00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:33,577
That's all you've got to tell me, huh?

533
00:37:34,319 --> 00:37:38,619
No. Is there a guest here
named Boylin?

534
00:37:39,124 --> 00:37:40,819
There might be.

535
00:37:40,892 --> 00:37:46,626
Well, he's got something really valuable. We came
down here to steal it.

536
00:37:46,798 --> 00:37:48,823
Oh, Petie,
you gave me your word.

537
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:51,698
What is the object and how much is the value?

538
00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:54,662
Engraving plates,

539
00:37:56,174 --> 00:38:00,804
and they're worth five...
(STAMMERING) $500,000.

540
00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:02,870
$500,000?

541
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:06,546
Well, that's very interesting.

542
00:38:08,052 --> 00:38:10,987
Ah, One-Eye, bring the guests
right down, please.

543
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,552
Petie, what are you up to?

544
00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:20,427
I set up Gustave into
pointing out Boylin to us,

545
00:38:20,498 --> 00:38:23,524
then I'll go up,
search the room for the plates

546
00:38:23,601 --> 00:38:25,933
while you keep everyone distracted down here.

547
00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:30,338
Do not double-cross me, please.

548
00:38:30,408 --> 00:38:32,808
GUSTAVE: Ladies and gentlemen,
please hurry.

549
00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:38,042
Oh, ladies and gentlemen, we have a rare treat
in store for us today.

550
00:38:38,116 --> 00:38:43,452
This charming young lady
is going to dance for us.

551
00:38:43,521 --> 00:38:45,113
(ALL APPLAUDING)

552
00:38:45,723 --> 00:38:48,851
And immediately following that,

553
00:38:48,927 --> 00:38:52,226
we may have a surprise encore.

554
00:38:52,297 --> 00:38:55,630
The execution of a police spy.

555
00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:58,396
How am I going to fake my way through this?

556
00:38:59,771 --> 00:39:03,605
I want you to go upstairs and really search
Boylin's room.

557
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:06,803
You are looking for engraving plates.

558
00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:08,846
I will find them.

559
00:39:10,315 --> 00:39:13,375
Now then young lady,
you will dance. Hmm?

560
00:39:13,451 --> 00:39:15,419
It better be good.

561
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:23,157
Oh, I hope I can remember
how Carmen Miranda did it.

562
00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:24,928
(MUSIC BEGINS)

563
00:40:02,367 --> 00:40:03,891
(MUSIC SPEEDS UP)

564
00:40:37,535 --> 00:40:39,662
He thought he could fool me?

565
00:40:49,714 --> 00:40:51,944
Oh, you are beautiful.

566
00:40:52,016 --> 00:40:53,040
(CRASHING)

567
00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:55,017
How long do I have to
keep this up.

568
00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:21,475
You've got my property, fella.

569
00:41:21,546 --> 00:41:23,309
Your property?

570
00:41:23,381 --> 00:41:24,814
How could you be Boylin?

571
00:41:24,882 --> 00:41:26,509
I'm Mrs. Boylin.

572
00:41:28,886 --> 00:41:30,012
Hand them over.

573
00:41:30,088 --> 00:41:33,785
Oh, sure...
Right here. Right here...

574
00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:38,318
WOMAN: She's not bad.

575
00:41:41,432 --> 00:41:43,229
What can I do now?

576
00:42:03,654 --> 00:42:05,588
Petie, please hurry.

577
00:42:22,173 --> 00:42:23,504
(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

578
00:42:34,852 --> 00:42:37,377
Gustave, don't let her get away.

579
00:42:38,990 --> 00:42:41,220
Her partner stole my engraving plates.

580
00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:42,850
Your plates?

581
00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:45,657
Yeah. I'm Boylin's wife.

582
00:42:45,730 --> 00:42:48,961
He died last month and all he left me were the
plans to steal those plates,

583
00:42:49,033 --> 00:42:51,331
so I did the job myself.

584
00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:53,529
And her partners got them.

585
00:42:54,806 --> 00:42:59,834
Well, so you are a dancer,
police spy, or a thief.

586
00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:04,473
It doesn't matter, in either case the punishment
is the same.

587
00:43:10,721 --> 00:43:12,416
GUSTAVE: Little man!

588
00:43:14,692 --> 00:43:16,853
We have your girlfriend!

589
00:43:18,563 --> 00:43:21,760
You will have until I count ten

590
00:43:21,833 --> 00:43:24,267
to come back and save her.

591
00:43:24,335 --> 00:43:26,701
No girl alive is worth
five million bucks.

592
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:30,938
You call him.
Add your own appeal.

593
00:43:33,911 --> 00:43:35,640
I said call him!

594
00:43:39,383 --> 00:43:43,251
Petie. Petie, if you can hear me,
keep going.

595
00:43:43,321 --> 00:43:46,051
You can't save me anyway.

596
00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:48,456
That was very foolish.
Stay here.

597
00:43:50,261 --> 00:43:52,491
Little man!

598
00:43:52,563 --> 00:43:55,726
Her life is in your hands!

599
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,360
One, two...

600
00:44:00,905 --> 00:44:05,365
I am not bluffing.
I'm going to kill her.

601
00:44:05,443 --> 00:44:07,343
I know it. I know that.

602
00:44:08,012 --> 00:44:11,243
Three, four...

603
00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:12,873
This is ridiculous.

604
00:44:12,950 --> 00:44:15,714
Five, six...

605
00:44:15,786 --> 00:44:19,654
Alright, she's a nice
enough girl, but five million.

606
00:44:19,724 --> 00:44:22,921
Seven, eight...

607
00:44:23,528 --> 00:44:25,621
I want your word, Petie.

608
00:44:25,796 --> 00:44:27,354
My word.
My word ain't worth nothing.

609
00:44:27,431 --> 00:44:29,797
It never were since the day I was conceived.

610
00:44:29,867 --> 00:44:32,097
Everybody knows that except her.

611
00:44:33,604 --> 00:44:35,037
She's crazy.

612
00:44:35,106 --> 00:44:37,597
Nine...

613
00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:41,338
Wait! I'm crazy.
Don't shoot!

614
00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:44,709
Shoot him as soon as you see him.

615
00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:47,909
I'm coming in. I'm coming in.

616
00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:57,059
(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

617
00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:03,697
Watch out.

618
00:45:11,075 --> 00:45:12,736
After her.

619
00:45:12,810 --> 00:45:15,472
I want those plates.

620
00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:17,741
Petie, wait for me.

621
00:45:18,282 --> 00:45:19,909
Come on.

622
00:45:19,984 --> 00:45:23,613
Not without me, Gustave.
Those plates are mine.

623
00:45:23,688 --> 00:45:27,146
Alright, get in.
We'll negotiate later!

624
00:45:30,628 --> 00:45:32,493
Watch it, One-Eye.

625
00:45:32,763 --> 00:45:36,529
ONE-EYED-ONE: Aye, you stupid taxi!
What's the matter with you?

626
00:45:36,601 --> 00:45:38,728
Come on, come on.
They're getting away.

627
00:45:38,803 --> 00:45:40,270
Don't let her get away.

628
00:45:40,338 --> 00:45:42,465
You jeep...
I'm going to teach you.

629
00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:44,780
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
We're not going to make it.

630
00:45:44,842 --> 00:45:46,241
Just get going.
I'll stall them.

631
00:45:46,310 --> 00:45:49,370
Wait, wait. Come on.
No. You heard me. Move it.

632
00:45:49,447 --> 00:45:51,176
Listen, don't panic, okay?

633
00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:54,047
When I holler, you jump
in that doorway. And do it.

634
00:45:59,290 --> 00:46:01,349
GUSTAVE: Hurry up.
- They can't be too far ahead.

635
00:46:05,896 --> 00:46:07,158
(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)

636
00:46:20,745 --> 00:46:22,212
Petie, jump.

637
00:46:32,390 --> 00:46:36,053
GUSTAVE: One-Eye.
- Get me out of this ditch.

638
00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:38,391
Get me out of here!

639
00:46:43,334 --> 00:46:45,802
You stupid jeep. You stupid.

640
00:46:46,937 --> 00:46:49,303
Aye Chihuahua.

641
00:46:53,878 --> 00:46:56,073
I kill you!

642
00:47:00,217 --> 00:47:01,775
OSCAR:
You did great, babe.

643
00:47:01,852 --> 00:47:03,581
Could I give Petie his pardon myself?

644
00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:04,746
Here it is.

645
00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:06,483
Thank you. Oh boy.

646
00:47:09,060 --> 00:47:10,789
Come in, Mr. Regan.

647
00:47:12,096 --> 00:47:13,620
Hi.
Well, hi.

648
00:47:13,698 --> 00:47:16,861
Look at you.
You look terrific.

649
00:47:16,934 --> 00:47:19,300
I think this makes it official.

650
00:47:21,205 --> 00:47:23,469
Going to go straight now, right?

651
00:47:23,541 --> 00:47:24,633
Sure.

652
00:47:27,044 --> 00:47:28,272
You mean it?

653
00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:29,904
Of course.

654
00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:32,444
Give me your word.

655
00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:34,677
Would you stop already
with that word stuff?

656
00:47:34,752 --> 00:47:36,129
I told you it wasn't worth anything.

657
00:47:36,153 --> 00:47:37,780
Well, it was to me.

658
00:47:38,756 --> 00:47:40,553
Well, maybe a little.